You play by the rules, you walk away rich. You break the rules and you lose your share. No debates, no discussions. You do what we say, when we say. Do I make myself clear?
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font
You cannot rest when enemies are nearby
(Source: bosmeropia)
Doing the infomercial game.
yesthatwasrealcakeandimnotsorry
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
TT: Fuck.
GOD DAMMIT!!!
dis means fuckin WAR
Wvell hello- OVWH
shit..fuck shades.
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I’M NOT EVEN A HOMESTUCK AND THESE ARE HYSTERICAL
IT’S CASUAL AND RELAXED-OH FUCK
YES SOMEONE DID KARKAT WITH THE CHAIR.
I can’t be the only person to worry about Elijah Wood sometimes.
He legit creeps me out sometimes.
Bad ideas
- Use a ouija board
- Record yourself at night
- Say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark at a bathroom mirror
- Watch old VHS tapes you don’t know what they are of
- Spend the night in a house that nobody has lived in in decades
- Play Hide and Seek by yourself
- Walk in the woods alone at night
- Turn the light switch on and off
- Try to test ANY OTHER scary urban myths
- Immerse yourself in Slenderman creepypasta and vlogs
- Play Imscared on your computer
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
3,969.865
4013197
what the hell is tumblr?
What’s that thing?
some kind of gymnast, I think
i used to have a tumblr back when i was a kid. it didnt work for shit and the rocks never came out polished
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)
So I noticed something before fighting GLaDOS. Something I haven’t seen anyone in the Portal fandom point out. Something very important.
The phone.
Remember what the red phone does? It’s a shut-off mechanism for GLaDOS. You lift the phone off the base and GLaDOS powers down. It was how they shut her down so quickly everytime she tried to kill the scientists.
Take a close look at the important red phone in the picture.
The cable on it has been snapped.
Now look at this situation logically. I haven’t moved anything in the picture. It’s like this when you walk in. The phone is still on the base.
This means it wasn’t snapped by someone pulling too hard from panicking during the neurotoxin emissions.
It was snapped by someone on purpose and returned to its base.
Someone sabotaged the GLaDOS shut-off phone.
Who?
You must be lost. You poor thing.
